Too hot in this cozy place to get a bun being able to survive!
It’s very likely 
In fact, real cost is more around 100 billion of bullars.
But currently Sausage Island is under control of Colonel Carrot…
Buli is trying to reach & beat him, but he might need help.
Due to the situation and corruption of Colonel Carrot and his army, they’re asking 250 billion more to let an expedition go to Mount BBQ in “safe” conditions.
And initially, because even if nobody believe what he told, Crazy scientist Buliotto Lidenbrock seems to walk during 3 weeks before seeing the Legendary Sausage-Dragon. The cozy cave is being estimated at 25km underground.
Nobody want’s to walk 3 weeks like this, so for a comfortable expedition of 100 scientists (they all want to see from they’re own eyes) it has been decided to build hotels every 500 meters of elevation with:
- Electricity, Running water, shower, toilets in each bedrooms
- Wifi to let everyone being able to post selfies on @instagrum
- Clean laundry and ironed clothes for scientists everyday
- Restaurant with starred chef
- Installation of escalators is envisaged on hard-to-reach terrain
- As temperature might be high, everything must be air conditioned (hotels, tunnels, caves, …)
- And of course, as it’s dangerous to walk in dark tunnels & cave, they must be lit
- Media also have asked to possibility of do an interview of the Legendary Sausage-Dragon with some TV reality stars then…
To prepare this expedition, around 15000 persons have to be paid during 27years + cost of infrastructure, energy, …
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